Ethan Allen

Wise Guy of the Black Negros.


Level: 3 Class: Cautious Background: Gangster Occupation: Wise Guy

6’2 220lb Male Human 28 of age.

Str: 16 Dex: 15 Con: 14 Int: 14 Wis: 12 Cha: 14

AC: 17 HP: 30 Fort: +3 Ref: +4 Will: +3

Power Fist Melee Attack: +6 Damage: 2d6 +7
Revolver DA Ranged Attack: +4 Damage: 2d8


Once a petty Gangster on the streets, he was picked up by a local Mafia type family by the name of “The Black Negros”. It wasn’t very long after that that the family recognized his ability to persuade people and his brute strength; he was made a full-fledged member of the family and promoted to Wise Guy.

His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

Ethan was just a fetus growing in his mother’s womb when those around him realized his brute strength; for when his mother was just in her ninth month of pregnancy there was a kick, but not just any kick, a kick so powerful, so immense that he tore through his mother’s belly killing her instantly and beginning his long journey of death and sorrow.

His father furious with what Ethan did to his beloved Chloe would place him in a burlap bag and beat him with reeds—pretty standard really.

Ethan Allen

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